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This happened to me after staying out all night during Labor Day weekend:

So I left on my bike and was cruising at high velocity when I realized the time was around 6:30 AM.  Before leaving work the night before I discovered one of my doubly employed coworkers starting time was 6:30 AM at Donna's (a restaurant across from Bradley's). They do donuts and breakfast sandwiches (Bradley's does not, I won't wake up that early); Kyle told me she would bring them to Bradley's when she arrives at 12:30 PM so I thought, "Hey! I'll get food on my way home!"  So I pulled up to Donna's on my bike and banged on the glass and comicly returned my coworker's (Kyle) confused looks.  She (yes, Kyle is a girl) couldn't open the doors because they didn't open until 7 and told me to go around back, but I didn't know where that was so I just gave ridiculous confused yet demanding looks of hunger and flashed cash with which I intended to purchase donuts.  I felt bad as she talked to her other employees as she came back with a negative look about her about the whole experience.  At that point I decided I could go with out the donuts since she was going to bring them to me later anyway.  I used hand signals to relay, "See you at Bradley's," by double pointing at my eyes, then her, then finally over at Bradley's. I rode off into the hoizon.. until I reached my street where as I pulled into the driveway on bike I heard, "He's back!" and then noticed my father walking the dog about fifteen feet away.  They were on their way into the front door and I went in through the garage to leave my bike there before entering the main abode.  I then proceeded to explain my decision to only have three hours of sleep before a long day of work; I was very convincing (not really).  I then had some food at home then went to sleep... woke up a few hours later.  Details from here out are relatively mundane so here out, but one highlight is me sitting on the floor in front of the freezer taking ice cream out of a tub my hand and eating it for breakfast out of my elder's line of sight as to not attract criticism (it was a healthy start to the day, coffee flavored).